A collection of my favourite chronic illness humour

Makes you wonder…


Janice! How?


Nope it’s MS. I put personalised plates on my car after buying a white SUV and every car in the shopping centre car parks are white SUV’s. I was sick of walking around like an idiot looking for mine lol

Yup. I’m fine. Because people can’t see past the fact that you don’t ‘look’ sick.

Me at every appointment. This disease is sending me broke!

Hmmm. Trying.

Love this! My girlfriend has a chronic illness and has the best fake tits!

Feels.

I’m good, because I love Kale!

No, just no.

The struggle is real.

Yup. Had to wait 4 months to hear what I already knew.


Trips over own feet.

No! Stop!

And I thought everyone took a 30 minute nap after a hot shower.

Guilty.

And wine. Don’t forget the wine.

Seriously, I should rattle when I walk.

I like this. I’m going to try this on my MS Nurse at the next appointment.

Was already a weirdo.

Ain’t that the truth.

If I had a dollar for every sentence that started with ‘We don’t know’.

Get up, dress up, show up and never give up.

Sad but true.

Lol. Mint anyone?

Every.Single.Day